*Disclaimer: This decoder is an indicator of reality only 70% of the time, bearing in mind that statistics are accurate only 20% of the time and that 45% of all statistics are falsely quoted.
**Disclaimer 2: This applies to straight men.
FINE
Don't care. Don't wanna deal with it.
FIVE MINUTES
If he's doing nothing: half an hour. If he's on the computer: 40 minutes. If he just told you he'll be 5 minutes late for your date: 1 hour.
NOTHING
Nothing. (As in, there's absolutely nothing going through their heads at that moment - this has been verbally verified by males.)
GO AHEAD
Don't care. Don't wanna deal with it.
LOUD SIGH
Whatever.
WHATEVER
Don't care. Don't wanna deal with it.
THAT'S OKAY
I'll be the generous matyr and lower my pride to forgive you your unforgivable wrongdoing. Just don't call me "Pooky" in front of my friends again.
THANKS
So you're finally doing it my way.
THANK YOU SO MUCH
Thank you (really).
1 comment:
Oh my garsh...that is true schit man...
Don't forget, 'that's interesting, please tell me more'...where it usually means i'm not really listening, but i'm just pretending to be interested in what you just rambled off about. If you continue rambling, maybe i'll catch a teeensy bit of what u just said, and remember it for long enough so that the next time you ask me about it, i will remember tht you've spoken about it before instead of sittin there lookin dumb.
Yep!
Men try to talk in the least words possible. But they're actually pretty complex...not in the smart kinda way, coz they're so friggin transparent anyway!
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