Carrying on from this previous post, here are more "whatever" sayings that will tickle anyone remotely dirty-minded...which means these entertained me to no end when I found them in www.urbandictionary.com. Let your filthy mind go and enjoy!
Whatever blows your skirt up (a hat tip to the infamous blonde, no doubt)
Whatever bums your mum
Whatever chunkays your dahl (ok, can't find a dirty association here; I just liked the ethnic adaptation, a la "Whatever gorengs your pisang")
Whatever creams your Twinkie
Whatever humps your camel
Whatever kills your baby (who the fuck came up with this one??)
Whatever mows your lawn
Whatever peels your banana
Whatever sizzles your bacon
Whatever takes you home
Whatever tickles your oyster
Whatever tingles your jingles
Whatever wets your harbour
And when I looked up "Whatever floats your boat", I found an alternative dirty explanation to it - while Jon had enlightened us on the male interpretation, here's what Urban Dictionary has to say about it: "Comes from the term "man in the boat" referring to the clitoris and the female genitalia. So, if your boat is floating, you are quite happy."
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