Rain

It's raining outside now in the wee hours, and all is quiet save for the soft rustling of the water making its journey down.

I love rain. Its smell, its comforting rustle, the way the raindrops feel on my outstretched palm. There's little I like better than sitting on the porch of my previous home in Seletar with a book open on my lap while a veil of rain falls all around me and the wind carries its heady scent past me. Walking through a shower, hearing the short pitter patter on my umbrella, feeling tiny splashes on my ankles above my socks, watching the hem of my pants get wet, the feeling of being by myself even while walking through a busy street in the rain.

Even indoors, the rain feels magic. Lying in bed at night, its whispering soothes me and comforts me. I remember the rainy nights sitting on my window ledge in the university hostel, watching the world transform into a Monet painting, or just lying in bed feeling cool and safe.

Just another element of magic and beauty amidst the ugliness of the city.

Defining moments in life

How often does one pause and think about the most significant moments in life - those that shape you, change you, define you, mark out the topography of your life? This is a list of my top 20, as far as I can remember for now.

1. 3 years old: Being given a small hibiscus by a boy named Adrian in playschool - first time being embarassed by a boy.

2. 4 or 5 years old: Being caned by my mother for climbing into the neighbour's yard to play (in spite of the fact I was invited by the neighbour's mom) - first time I realised parents can be irrational.

3. 6 years old: Had a water fight with my sister in the kitchen - learned fights can be fun.

4. 7 years old: Had a seriously f***ed up operation for appendicitis - realised doctors can kill you as much as they can save you.

5. 8 years old: Made fun of an unpopular classmate - first time I felt truly mean and regretful.

6. 10 years old: First took notice of the beautiful, long fingers of the church pianist and the even more beautiful music he played - fell in crush for the first time.

7. 11 years old: Joined the drama club - birth of my life-long passion.

8. 12 years old: My sister left Singapore to study - felt true loss and loneliness for the first time.

9. 13 years old: Discovered a friend had a crush on me - first awareness of being desired.

10. 14 years old: First held hands with a boy I liked very much - experience of my first romantic touch. (But no, nothing happened.)

11. 17 years old: A brave friend died - first true source of inspiration.

12. 17 years old: Fell in love completely.

13. 19 years old: Had my heart ripped to shreds - first wound from which no full recovery is possible.

14. 20 years old: First truly unpleasant discovery about myself.

15. 21 years old: Started my first real job - learned that financial independence = bonds of parents' high expectations loosened.

16. 23 years old: Dated an older man - lesson that some preconceived notions come with a reason.

17. 23 years old: Finally fully emerged from a long depression - discovered life really can be happy.

18. 24 years old: Got together with Kelvin - unprecedented advent of someone with such perfect chemistry and wavelength.

19. 24 years old: Nephew Sean was born - (see post below).

20. 25 years old: Second truly unpleasant discovery about myself.

And I'm sitting here waiting for the next big moment.

Single-digit teenagers

My sister told me about her friend who has two daughters, one eight years old and the other five. The mom didn't want to buy her eight year girl old T-shirts that were too short. So what did the tike do? She wore her little sister's T-shirts and raised her arms...so that her midriff would be exposed.

Is it just me, or is there something wrong with this? Absolutely no one I know would call me conservative (hah!) but I'm frankly a little disgusted with this sexualising of kids these days. It's one thing to occasionally let a little girl wear a peasant top that exposes her cute little belly button. It's quite another when she wants to dress provocatively before her age even reaches two digits. The eight-year-old in question calls herself an eight-year-old teenager. 'Nuff said.

I was somewhat horrified to see these covers for a magazine called Koolkidz. Am I overly conservative to think that children should just be children and not be glamourised like that? What's disturbing is that this magazine is aimed at parents. It's telling parents, "This is how your little darlings should look."

Some parts of it look like the inside of a women's fashion/shopping magazine:
True, most kids will want to look older at some point. Hell, I'd even taken photos in make-up and tube tops with socks to fill out the chest area when I was nine. But a disclaimer here: I was my sister's experimental mannequin for when she was just learning how to put on make-up (and armed with a brand new camera), so I wasn't the one to ask to be made up like a kiddy karaoke contestant.

Tell me you don't think this makes the little model look like a juvenile streetwalker.

Included in the contents of the September 2005 issue of this mag are a DVD review of XXX The Next Level (how's that for encouraging violent entertainment), music review of The Essential Michael Jackson and a restaurant review of L'Aigle d'Or (I quote "The grand dame of classic French dining").

My point is, are the media and retail industry giving out unwholesome signals to parents and kids alike? Ok, dumb question. I guess I'm just disgusted at how increasingly ridiculous it's all getting.

T'was foretold...

I just remembered an interesting thing. When I was in upper primary school, maybe P5, there was this computer career test thing that all of us had to take. Bear in mind, we were 11 years old at the time, and, to us, a career seemed like the faintest thing imaginable, barely a glimmer in the distant future.

With that programme, we'd answer various questions related to things like your personality, preferences, etc. Wanna know what my recommended career was?

Writer.

I found that amusing and poohpoohed it. It just didn't seem like a viable career to me at the time, as all I knew of as "writers" were those who wrote books, and my cynical young mind thought, how many people can survive just writing books, and earn enough from that? I didn't think I'd be good enough to write books and compete with other writers either.

Little did I know.(Ok, these are not my own fingers. They're Kelvin's hairy fingers.)

Finding my way

I’ve always known I was intelligent. I’m not saying this as an egotistic self-indulgence but as a matter of fact, neither complimentary not deprecating.

As a kid, I started to realise that having an inquiring mind was not unusual. Devouring volumes of encyclopaedias and other reference books to satisfy my curiosity was. Doubting the train of logic of common fairy tales was.

Up to my teens, I’d (almost) always be able to get away with last-minute preparation for exams. No matter how poor I was in a subject I’d pass the exam somehow, and often with only a night’s worth of studying. With each new step in my academic career, taking on more and more difficult and less and less likeable subjects, I managed to pull through, and even score more than decent grades.

That ended when I entered university. That was when I embarked on the worst, most dislikeable, most gawdawful difficult course of study. Worse than science.

Cosmologists have long theorised the existence of anti-matter as a logical have-to-be (sorry, the word eludes me right now). They say that for every thing, every particle, every atom, every sub-atom, there exists its anti-self, a negative version of itself. Theoretically, if you and your anti-you should ever meet, you’d cancel each other out of existence, leaving behind only a flash of energy to indicate that you ever existed.

I had finally met my anti-being, and it was accounting. That’s the way it felt anyway, to a less spectacular extent. I didn’t understand the least of it, and it didn’t suffer me to be alongside it. It was as if it drained the life force out of me as I was struggling to study it, and only after I’d forgotten most of it did I feel more fully alive again. No matter how much I mugged (which, frankly, was not as much as might have been necessary), I flunked just about half my way through the degree programme. After hurdling every academic subject I’d ever done, I’d finally hit a wall I couldn't go over or around.

In the end, I made it after all, but just barely, with a mere pass. Truth to be told, everything I studied for that degree flew out the window the moment I stepped out of the exam hall for the last time. And I actually contemplated a job in the line. I even went for interviews for auditing and accounting jobs. When I saw each of the interviewers’ faces when they looked at my university transcript, I knew I wouldn't be climbing up that corporate ladder very quickly. Yes, they all ask for your transcript and even question you on your grades for individual modules.

Then a window of opportunity opened, just a crack. But it was enough. A single company looking for an editorial assistant had decided to interview almost all candidates that wrote in. Hence, this fresh accounting graduate (with no portfolio) found herself explaining for the first time why she would make this drastic change in industry. It was the first of many, many times she would have to explain it over the years.

It was ultimately the writing test at the interview that did it. I finally found that a natural (and once thought of as useless) talent would become my money maker. I promptly dumped my young, dreary job in financial research and embarked on the start of my career in writing.

And I haven’t stopped since.

Alone vs alone

I'm feeling alone again tonight.

It's rare that I feel alone. I like solitude and I pretty much enjoy my private time every night, so much that I'm almost always reluctant to go to sleep. I stay up till the wee hours, until I feel it's ridiculous to stay up any later, and "ridiculous" gets a new definition each time.

But being alone is very different from feeling alone. I feel alone now.

The clock reads 4.24am. I've turned off my music, so it's silent, save for the tap tap tapping of my keyboard. I realise how quiet it is, not because there is no sound, but because there is no one to talk to.

My MSN regulars are not there, so no solace online.

Kelvin is asleep, and had gone to bed on a rather unsatisfactory note. We had hardly spoken all day, and after getting home from a very long night of rehearsal, I was really looking forward to our nightly chat. But the moment I heard his voice over the phone, I knew he was sleepy and in no mood to even listen, let alone talk. Unhappily, I let him get his snooze. So that end is silent.

Can't call my sister, as our conversations are never short, and I have to be up in 6 hours (Her Majesty wants me to drive and escort her around again today).

lus I’m having PMS, and progesterone alone would be a very good reason for me to feel the need for Prozac and Lithium right now.

I’m lonely, and it’s too quiet.

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Her Majesty ticked me off AGAIN for staying up late. Which is reasonable for any parent to do...provided there is a good reason to, and provided the child is actually still a child. Week after week after week of pulling out the same irritating excuses:

1) "You're wasting electricity." This is coming from the woman who cannot get by without airconditioning and sleeps with it at full blast while wearing a thick sweater and scarf. Go figure.

2) "You're being so unfilial." Go figure too.

3) "You wake up your parents." This is the woman who, from childhood, wakes up several times a night to visit the john, with or without my help. My dad has absolutely no trouble falling asleep.

4) "It's abnormal." This sounds almost reasonable, until you consider that she's a person who wants EVERYTHING exactly how she thinks it ought to be in her perfect little world. Normal is when everyone does exactly what she wants and thinks exactly what she wants them to.

Take the above 4, throw them together into a Guilt Remix, and then hit the "repeat" button. You will also need "variations on a theme" and “self-gratifying monologue” options. There, now you’re ready to be my mother. It occurred to me that she's given up the old "You won't get enough sleep" excuse because she finally wised up to the fact that it doesn't work on me. After using it for about a decade, of course. Which explains why, after using the abovementioned remix for months, she still hasn't understood why I'm still being the bad girl staying up late and being such a disobedient, unfilial daughter. The bad daughter who does her bidding almost all the time, not only drives her around but accompanies her to most of her week’s errands, just-feel-like-being-out, and so on.

I've been contemplating telling her this when next she berates me for my sleeping hours: "From now, for every time you say all this again, I will go to bed one hour later." I wonder how ugly that scene would be. Very ugly.

Great Revelations Come in Small Packages

I wrote this for the first issue of LiveWell. Whenever I think about little Sean and hear his adorable voice over the phone, this article comes to mind, and it is the most honest and heartfelt article I've ever written. It had been edited for space in the issue, but this is the full and unabridged version (I love saying that).

Great Revelations Come in Small Packages

3 August 2003: I am holding a small, soft little person in my arms, bundled snugly in his white hospital swaddling cloth. He had just opened his eyes to the world two days ago in a hospital in California, and while I fancy that he stares at me, he will see things only in shades of black and white for at least another few weeks.

No, this is not my baby – little Sean is my sister’s newborn son. He is the result of my sister and brother-in-law’s decision to start sharing their life with a beautiful new person. He was conceived among much worry and apprehension. The experience of conception for a woman with metabolic syndrome is never an easy one and is fraught with doubts.

January 2002: My sister is 29 years old when she discovers that she has metabolic syndrome. My heart sinks as I hear her voice over the phone, telling me that her life is changed forever, at that young age. A month later, she miscarries her first child.

There is nothing like a chance foregone that sets our resolve to do things right the next time. For months after the miscarriage, I get to hear about the rigorous regime she has set for herself to get into good shape for the next pregnancy. A treadmill has made its appearance in her home and is the source of her daily exercise. Always one to love food, she summons all her willpower to carefully restrict her diet. In no time, her blood sugar levels are normalised. Within the year, the bun is in the oven.

The Whole Nine Months

My mother has a rather annoying habit of making me guess what my birthday present is a week in advance but refusing to tell me if I’m right. Nature reminds me of exactly that – if it’s something good, you jolly well hone your patience, because you are in for a long wait. Say, nine months.

Meanwhile, nature entertains you while you wait. Having been a mother figure to me most of my life, it is very strange indeed to witness my sister’s usually level-headed disposition unravel as her pregnancy unfurls. Elation. Depression. Urination. Constipation. Indigestion. Indignation. Irritation. And those are just the beginning.

May 2003: Right about the time she starts to tell me about her increasing back aches, I start to wonder why on earth anyone would want to go through this. In my early twenties, I have just gotten my life on a steady track, with independence in my hand enabling me to finally start living life for myself. The sight of my sister’s growing belly and her physical and emotional fluctuations instil more than just fascination. It also instils fear. Fear of losing freedom, fear of pain, fear of unsettling changes in life, and, most of all, fear of losing the rest of my life to the life-long occupation of motherhood from which there will be no rest.

I ask my sister if she is afraid. Yes, she said, she is afraid of the possibility of the various health problems a baby might have. No – I mean, is she afraid of motherhood? She ponders this for a moment before saying, “No. You were an awfully difficult kid. I’ve had enough practice.” Although miffed at the backhanded reply, I am amazed at how prepared she seems to be, and how, in spite of her hormonal joyrides, her expectant happiness carries a sense of purpose and serenity.

In between fulfilling my sister’s need for company on the phone on sleepless nights and excitedly shopping for baby clothes, more questions start creeping into my mind. Will she and I stay as close as we have always been when her time and attention becomes focussed on bringing up a child? How much time will we be able to spend together during my yearly visits to her home in California? Will my nephew like me or even remember me? How will having a kid in the family change our way of life?

There is no hope of answering any of these questions yet. I will just have to wait.

The Eagle has Landed

2.00am, 31 July 2003: I awake to the persistent sound of the phone ringing. A few moments after it stops ringing, my bleary eyed parents burst into my room, brandishing the phone. Dazed, I listen to the ear piece.

“Sis, I’m going into labour. NOW!”

The family flies into a frenzy, the news having come two weeks before the expected date. The next morning, my dad is plastered on the phone, desperately trying to bring our flights forward. My mother and I are packing our bags as quickly as our hands allow. In less than two days, we have crossed 13,673 kilometres to meet the newest member of our family.

2 August 2003: I walk into the hospital room. I push aside the curtain shielding the bed from the door. I know in that instant that I will never forget the vision that greets me.

My sister sits on the bed, smiling at us as we enter. Tom, my brother-in-law, stands by her side, beaming as he says hello. A tiny bundle sits on her lap, wrapped in a white hospital cloth and wearing a soft little blue hat. I stand there for a moment, feeling my heart overflow.

I bend over to give little Sean his first kiss from his aunt. He barely stirs from his slumber as my lips graze his forehead. Absolute joy fills the room as everyone fawns over the beautiful little boy, and wonder at how such a small person can give so much joy without needing to do anything, by just being.

It is in that moment that I understand how all those months of pain, discomfort and effort are worth it.

The Road Goes Ever On and On

1 August 2004: I hold the camera up, hoping for a smile from the birthday boy, but the birthday boy is apparently more than a little upset from being woken from his nap, and utterly oblivious to the purpose of the festivities around him. It is a strange birthday picture. Gathered behind the table holding the cake is a crowd of people grinning and laughing at the camera, surrounding a pint sized boy bawling his eyes out on his first birthday. Still, no one looking at the picture could possibly mistake the joyousness of the scene.

The journey with my sister in her new-found motherhood has shown me that the true worth of being a parent does not lie only in Kodak moments such as that in the hospital room. It takes never-ending devotion, self-sacrifice and infinite love to bring up a baby.

My sister tells me about Sean’s dislike for sleep and fondness for throwing fits at meal times. She tells me about his stubborn tendency to climb into the forbidden kitchen. She tells me about the little whining sounds he makes in the wee hours, depriving her of a good night’s sleep. And each time she tells me these things, I almost feel the desire to swear off having children.

And that’s when I hear his voice over the phone, babbling in his secret baby language, giggling at some private amusement. I look at his chubby smile in his photograph and remember how his hair smells and how he squeals in laughter when I carry him and spin him around. Then I remember why mothers crawl through pain, depression, stress and fatigue, to travel with this perfect little person in their journey through life.

Hey, we all survive the nine months. What’s another few decades?

Revisited

This is based on myself from four years ago. Let me know if the narrative is too vague or there're not enough details to deduce the entire picture. I was hoping to hint at the setting rather than tell it outright.

It was evening when she took the path from the road, across the small field where some children ran about squealing in delight. She crossed the car park, dodging some haphazardly parked motorcycles. She stooped for a moment to pet a cat before moving on, towards the block of flats.

She stopped under a familiar window and looked up. A simple, unremarkable window, closed and dark. But she knew if it were open, she’d see brown diagonal window grills, and possibly a clothes hanger dangling from it on the inside. Today, the window was closed. Her heart began to ache.

She tried to remember the last time she had passed beneath that window, but found that she couldn't. It must have been, what? Four years ago? Almost. She’d passed under it so many times before, while her love was young and the world brand new, always turning to look up and often pleased to find she had someone to wave goodbye or hello to.

Suddenly afraid that she’d be seen, she hurried past. She entered the void deck and made a sharp turn to the right where she took the stairs up, emerging on the second floor. She paused in front of the first door she saw. That unremarkable, familiar door. She momentarily checked if anyone was near by, but the corridor was empty and silent. She then regarded the door before her, and the small, multi-paned window next to it.

The dark brown door stood closed and uninviting, but she almost expected it to open then, and she would see a soft smile beneath tousled hair. He’d probably be holding his violin in one hand and opening the door grill with the other. She’d walk in and take in the smell of the house in a deep breath as she’d always done. She’d walk past the foyer and into the living room where the curtains would be wide open, letting in a flood of light. The piano would be sitting expectantly against the south wall, waiting for her to open its lid, fold away its long, narrow blanket, and run her hands over its keys. She’d then pause and wait for him to come to her.

But no one opened the door. Presently, the doorstep was emptier than she remembered. His mother’s usual slippers were not there – in their place was a dilapidated pair of flip flops tucked as far into the corner as possible. She wondered at this.

She didn’t want to ring the doorbell, and hadn’t intended to at all. Her plan was to discreetly slide the gift under the door and slip away. She looked at the gift again. It was a large poster with cardboard backing. On it was a breathtaking photograph of a serene lake at sunset. A jetty reached out a short way and a small, white boat sat waiting at the end. It was the sort of scene he’d always liked. Her card was taped onto the back.

But now, she saw that gap under the door was too narrow. Dismayed, she examined the window, but found that its gap was too small to fit the poster. What was she going to do? She pressed her ear against the door, listening for any movement inside, but there was none. She tried to peer into the slit of the window, but it was dark inside. She decided to leave the gift leaning outside against the door, hoping it would be retrieved soon.

Then, she thought about the silence of the house, the darkness in the windows and the dusty slippers in the corner, and it dawned on her. He must have moved away.

Disappointment washed over her, but, unexpectedly, there was also muted relief. Undecided, she stood there for several minutes, wondering what she should do. It didn’t seem like the flat had been sold yet. Should she leave the poster there propped up against the door, hoping he'd see it when he came back to maintain the flat? Should she leave it with a neighbour? Should she try another day?

Should she leave with it and never come back?

She thought about this last one for a moment. Then she picked up the poster. Tucking it under her arm, she started to walk away. She paused, then turned around to look at the door once more. She let her breath out in a sigh and turned away resolutely, trotted down the stairs, made a sharp left turn and exited the void deck. Not looking up this time, she passed under the window, crossed the car park and the field, and went away without looking back.

Photo of the day

Taken at the Singapore Art Museum one hot day.

Phuket photos up

Finally uploaded my Phuket photos here:
http://community.webshots.com/user/andromeda_carina

Compositions of yore - part 2

This was written when I was 14. Background: For us teenagers in my church then, the parish canteen was the hub of interaction on Sundays. The perfect place to ogle at the opposite sex and check out our crushes. I had a long-standing crush on the choir pianist at the time. He was rather geeky and had very short hair that wouldn't smooth down. ;) So this essay was sort of a little fantasy I had about how we would someday meet and sparks would fly. Obviously, I didn't know him at all, and never really did even after more than 20 years in the same parish. No, my crush on him didn't last anywhere that long!

This piece is nostalgic for me to re-read, also considering it was written how my teen mind thought back then - rather juvenile language used, I'd say. Hence, I've done a bit of editing here and there in this version to amend the cheesy parts.

First Encounter

Neither of them was especially attractive or popular. But it happened. Neither of them knew how or why, but it did.

Catechism had ended. She was at her usual table with her friends. The usual cliques of youths were there, just hanging out at the canteen like every other week. Celine was boy-watching as usual. She liked looking at the boy with the long, floppy fringe. She also liked looking at the boy who always wore black shirts. She saw them every week, but there was no infatuation, no real chemistry. She looked away. Heck, who cared? She caught sight of another boy. He looked familiar, but she couldn't place him. He had a pleasant face and broad shoulders, but he was rather thin and had very short hair that would not smooth down. Ugly shirt, too. She looked at his face. Nice eyes, though.

She was intrigued by the way he stared at her. He rolled his eyes from her face down to her feet and rested his eyes on the book she was holding. His eyes were wide and curious, filled with apparent fascination. When his eyes rose and caught hers, he swung them away. Celine shrugged and turned back to the book in her hands.

He was intrigued by the way she had stared at him. Her eyes, wide and curious, looked him up and down in fascination. They rolled from his hair to his shirt and stared hard before rolling up to his face. She had a pleasant face, with wide brown eyes and small, cute lips. She was not all that attractive though, at least not like the other girls in church. Another difference – she was reading a book with the other nerdy girls. One of them was his friend’s sister. They were so super square. Other girls would be talking to boys or chatting away. She was reading a book. But she kept staring! Oh gosh, so embarrassing! She had caught him staring, or was it the other way round?

A passing girl caught his attention. Marilyn was possibly the prettiest girl in church. Fancy clothes, good make-up. Many boys liked her. Maybe he should get that bookish girl’s number from his friend’s sister. Why was he thinking of that girl again? Maybe Marilyn would talk to him if he said hi. But would the girl with the book want to know him? He stole another glance at her.

He was staring again. She shifted uncomfortably in her seat. She stole another glance at him. She then remembered him as the pianist for the choir that her friend’s brother was in. What was his name? Jon? Yes, it was. Oh, why was she thinking of him? He was not even as good looking as the guy in the black shirts. She turned back to her book. She stared at page forty-one, as she had been for the past fifteen minutes. Maybe she’d ask her friend’s brother about the pianist.

He stood up. He straightened his shirt. He decided to talk to her. Yes, he’d do it. He took a deep breath. He was calm, cool, confident. He took four steps. His hands grew hot.

He stood up! He was coming towards her! She raised her hand and patted her hair. She glued her eyes to her page. Her breathing quickened.

Oh no! Maybe she did not like him! Maybe she was staring at him because she thought he looked silly. Maybe she would tell him to mind his own business and go away. As the distance between them grew shorter, his hands grew hotter and hotter. He quickened his pace. She grew nearer, nearer, nearer, until she was in front of him…and he brushed past her. His left hand grazed her arm. It burned where they touched.

Her skin sizzled where they touched. The soft grazing of the fabric of his pants and the touch of his hand lingered on her skin. She shut her eyes and the world around her disappeared.

Her name was Celine. He’d noted the neat way she wrote her name on her pencil case. He thought about the smoothness of her skin. His left hand grabbed the side of his pants and squeezed hard, creasing the fabric.

Yes, No, Maybe

Girl talk. I sip my iced tea at the cafe, set the tall glass back on its neat little coaster and regard S, who is sitting across from me. She's busy stabbing another leaf of lettuce in her salad. We resume the ongoing discussion - S is gushing with excitement, and she can't wait to finish the story.

"You've been playing tennis together for weeks, and haven't had any hint from him?" I prod.

"No, not really. Nothing concrete, at least."

I've already heard her tales of his little supposedly-out-of-character acts of sweetness that almost-are-not-quite possible signs of affection. (I hyphenate too much.) It all sounded wishy-washy to me. "So do you know for sure whether he likes you?"

"Eve asked him the other day, "Do you actually like S?""

Now this is interesting. "That was direct. What did he say?"

"He said he's not sure."

Chey. "Not sure?" This doesn't sound promising.

"Then Eve asked him, "Will you like S?" And he said yes!" S beams brightly.

I'm incredulous. Is this supposed to be good news? "Will he like you? What kind of question is that?"

Her smile falters slightly. She knows it's only a matter of time before I start to rain on her parade. "It means, we have a chance in the near future. We might be together soon!"

"But doesn't that sound very half-hearted to you? It's like he wants to like you even though he may not be that keen in his heart."

I swear S is holding back a scowl. This isn't the first (nor the second, third or even tenth) time I've tried to burst her bubble by attempting to bring her back to reality, or at least try to make her open her eyes a little wider. Nope, she'll have none of that. "No, I think he just needs time to figure things out. He's the type of guy who needs to be sure before he takes a big step." She gives me her best confident, optimistic look as she polishes off the rest of her salad.

Denial...is not just in Egypt. Wasn't that in a song? Resigned, I say the only thing there is to say - what she wants to hear. "Well...I suppose you know him better. Things might work out great." I flash her a smile I don't feel.

She looks satisfied at this little morsel of agreement I've tossed her way. Daffy's giving up early this time, I'm sure she's thinking.

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Some friends say I'm cynical, that I tend to see the negative what-ifs of situations more than the optimistic possibilities. This is especially so for gender and relationship issues. What can I say? I've been to the deep, dark layers of hellish love and have returned sans my idealistic perceptions. I can safely say that, through my own experiences and observation of others' situations, I have attained some depth of insight in this area and can spot certain trends when I see them. I don't ever meddle, though. I simply state opinion.

So excuse me if I rain on your parade, pals. Not my fault if you enter into your emotional messes with both eyes closed. And you know what? I'm often proven right, by your own admissions, time after time. But of course, you know what you want to hear, and what I have to say sometimes doesn't quite fit that. So I try not to say it all. But you're my friends, and I don't want you to go run yourself into the same walls. It's hard to know what a good balance is between giving well-meaning opinions and shutting up and keeping everyone in euphoria...for now.

At the end of the day, you're still going to hit the same walls at full speed. You're still going to hurt yourself again and again and again and again before you finally learn it all on your own, or sometimes never at all. All regardless of what I or other friends say. So the less said the better?

Intuition is a strange thing. I know I have it by the bucket, but what's the use of it when it has little power to positively affect events already in motion? Or even those that haven't begun moving?

Maybe all I should do is shut up and leave my shoulder available. Someone will need it sometime, the way things are going. In the meantime, I'll smile and do my darndest to be supportive and appear to actually believe S when she tells me things are going exactly the way she'd hoped.

Photo of the day

Taken at the lobby level of the Hyatt facing the business centre.

Saturation

Happened by this store in Far East Plaza on Friday. It's a tiny little unit, but what it lacks in size it makes up for in V A R I E T Y. This is just one section of its exceedingly prolific display of earrings and necklaces. The store was literally covered in accessories, wall-to-wall! It was rather daunting to find a place to begin and methodically look through all of them. But I made good and got a pretty red pair of ear decos.

Organic fractal

This is the weirdest-looking thing I've ever seen in a supermarket. It was labelled "Chinese cauliflower" and I'd never seen it before in my life. I resisted taking a picture of it on my previous visit to Fairprice, but couldn't resist taking one when I went again yesterday. Was tempted to buy one so I could examine it and take better pictures, but didn't want to waste a perfectly good vege (I doubt anyone in my house knows how to cook it).

Apparently, its structure is an almost perfect physical representation of a fractal. How cool is that? I read that it also goes by the name of Romanesco broccoli. Here's a clearer close-up of one (borrowed from www.georgehernandez.com).

Compositions of yore - part 1

Found a bunch of my old school compositions, essays and such, and realised I had more imagination then than I do now. I got the highest score (25.5 out of 30) ever for composition for this one I did for an English test. Reading it now, it seems a bit silly and immature in style and the language is imperfect, but I was 13 years old after all. I present the piece de resistance of my secondary school career, almost entirely unedited except for two mistakes, one for spelling and the other for misuse.

I should call it "Confessions of a Teenage Banana" or something to that effect. (For the benefit of non-Singaporeans, a Chinese person who is Westernised and can't speak Chinese well is often referred to as a banana - yellow on the outside, white on the inside.)

The Chinese textbook lay open on the desk. I remained in my present position of repose, leaning against the back of my chair. I looked at the book. Finally, I leaned forward and made another attempt at studying. The little masses of lines did not make sense to me. I looked at them hard, trying to compute them into my brain. The little lines began to fidget and squirm, swimming around in a chaotic mess.

I did not know what all those lines meant. Those Chinese words, what did they mean? The examples, in Chinese, the explanations, in Chinese, the test! In Chinese.

I took another glance at the timetable pasted on the wall. First period: Chinese. Not just “CL”, but “HL”, Higher Chinese. First period, test. Major test. Chinese major test.

I turned to my neighbour for help. I opened my mouth to say something in Chinese to her. I said the first word. My tongue tied up in knots.

“Ching…w…en…we…oh boy! Er, che, che…”

I was feeling cold and prickly. My heart was beating normally, but I gasped for air through my mouth. Don’t tell me I am so nervous I can’t even speak it now! I thought.

Clip…clop…clip…clop…ssslop.

The sound of a pair of sandals walking in and pausing rang in my ears. Two sandals stood apart in the middle of the classroom in the front. They extended to flabby calves, a dull orange suit to a hard, thin face set in a large head, emphasised by a mushroom-shaped hairstyle.

“Tong shue men, che yen. (Students, test.)”

Test, test, test! It echoed in my mind and bounced from one side of the classroom to the other, but the other girls did not seem to hear. But it was so loud! They were just calmly keeping their books while I was flipping through hysterically, practically ripping the pages out. A long wooden ruler landed on the page I was at. I did not look up. I was so bathed in cold sweat that the chilly droplets dripped down my back. A long, bony finger pointed to the book, then under the table. Clip, clop, clip, clop, the finger and the ruler were gone. The rustling of rough brown paper being passed round was heard. I clasped my hands and started muttering whatever prayers came in my head. It was only a while later that I realised I was talking gibberish and that the girl in front of me was slapping the papers on my desk impatiently. I dutifully took them, took a sheet and passed the pile on.

Darn, I swore. What the heck is the setter trying to do? I cursed every teacher in the Chinese department. I didn’t understand a word in the script. I filled in the blanks with whatever came into my head. Even these did not look right to me.

Suddenly, time was up. I was just barely three quarters done! I hastily scribbled what I could before the script was whipped out of my hand. I silently replaced the lid on my pen and watched the teacher tidy the pile of papers. As I watched, I told myself, “Whatever happens, you have been a good girl, said your prayers, kissed Mummy goodbye and cleaned your ears. God will let you through the pearly gates.” [Comment inserted by the teacher here: "Yah, but you didn't study for your test"] My heart had sunken so low that I lost track of it. The air in my mind was still and cold. I leaned back in my chair and gazed about the classroom. My day had ended.

The Johari bandwagon

OK, I give up. I got a Johari page too! Indulge my self-indulgence and tell me what you think of me right here: http://kevan.org/johari?name=daphneong

What you do is pick 5 or 6 words that you feel describe me best. Regretfully, certain words that you may wish to use may not be present, in which case you can either drop a comment or keep it inside to fester. Dominatrix, lingerie-aholic, justplainweird and obsessive are not included.

Back from Fukette

Ah, the glories of a tropical getaway. Just got back from Phuket. Awfully tired, burnt a hole in my pocket, but oh-so-worth it! Will blog more about the trip when I find more energy...

Valentine's without a dress code

I'm glad to have spent a Valentine's Day away from the overpriced-dinner-and-flowers thoroughfare that countless couples (and hopefuls) fork out their dough for. No primping for the Big Date, no popping antihistamines in case of allergic reactions to flowers.

While the day started less than satisfactory with me chaperoning my mum from 9am until mid-afternoon, it improved dramatically after that. Kelvin-and-Daphne's Valentine started with Kelvin giving me my card and receiving his gift. Check out my card - I guess he likes me this way!
I'd made him little magnets by attaching photos we'd taken together to black foam backing and glued on pieces of magnet. Sounds simple, but took a great deal of time. The magnetic board is a simple one from Ikea. The card I picked out for him was not the prettiest, but I knew it was right up his alley (true enough, he was very tickled when he saw it).

East Coast Park was our choice for a nice, long walk. In spite of the heat and humidity, we enjoyed it plenty, just strolling and talking and talking, and taking the occasional photo. I was marvelling at how nice the beach and park can look, in spite of the filthy water, nearby commercial crap like noisy rental stores for bicycles and in-line skates, and long rows of unattractive holiday chalets. Still, it was a lovely, laid-back way to spend the afternoon. Managed to take some pretty nice pics too.The vivid emerald and yellow by this path really caught my eye.

The sweltering weather was good for producing immaculate skies.

When I saw well-dressed couples and girls wearing nice dresses by the sea, I wondered what the hell they were thinking - I was wearing a comfy cami and capris and I was already feeling awfully icky. And then I saw these monks stroll by. They looked happy, anyway, chattering away.Ah, what would romance by the sea be without the essential breakwater?

We then braved a traffic jam through town to get to Book Cafe, our favourite chill-out place. To our pleasant surprise, we found two of the cafe's three couch sets unoccupied, so we eagerly snapped up one. Just in time too, as minutes after we did so, a group arrived and took the last set, and another disappointed couple had to settle for a regular table. Hence, we spent a cosy evening having a comfortable meal, reading, chatting and just chilling. We left at past 10pm when I started nodding off (I'd eaten some chocolate at 1am the previous night and the caffeine had ensured absolutely no sleep for me).

What a lovely day.

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The most uncomfortable Valentine's Day I've had was some years ago with my then-boyfriend. He'd done what he felt was the romantic thing to do, which was to make a reservation at a restaurant and buy me a bouquet of flowers. Unfotunately, I was allergic to some of the flowers and spent the rest of the evening with my eyes watering and my nose tickling unbearably. And that restaurant's idea of a reservation was a reservation to stand in line to wait for a table. A very long line it was too.

When we eventually got to eat over an hour later, I was starving and my poor allergy-stricken nose was in full revolt. The food was absolutely nothing to write home about, although the bill strenuously begged to differ. I assured the poor guy that it was a lovely evening, understanding how important it was to him that I was happy with his efforts. Sigh - yes, I lied to make him feel less lousy about the evening. (In case anyone's wondering, that restaurant was one that prominently featured a large sign facing the road that looked a lot like "Brassiere" if you weren't looking carefully. I don't know if it's still there.)

I'm fondue of you too

On Thursday, Kelvin and I celebrated the end of our 3rd year together (and the start of the 4th).

The day kicked off with us making our way to People's Park to book our first real holiday together, which is a short trip to Phuket to chill out. (Digression: Gotta love trying to pronounce "Phuket" phonetically, just like "Krabi". It tickles me to no end that, for her holiday, my sis had been trying to choose between Fukette and Crabby. Pls excuse my irreverence. Teehee.)

Next stop was the surprise spa treat I'd arranged for us. Unfortunately, it was raining something awful, and the jacuzzi part had to be scrapped as it was semi-outdoors (i.e. was partially sheltered by a wooden canopy). We had a foot spa substituted instead, during which a therapist found herself in a probably unusual situation of exfoliating a pair of really hairy legs. Kelvin also got his first taste of being cling-wrapped a-la-chicken wing.After the foot spa and body scrub (during which the ever-ticklish Kelvin giggled when his armpits and foot soles were invaded), the rain had stopped, so we decided to swap the massage for the jacuzzi soak, complete with grapes and wine. The therapist warned us, "The jacuzzi might be a little cold at first, but it's meant to warm up after you've sat in it awhile." That didn't prepare us for the ~cold~ water that had been sitting in the rainy weather, lovely flower-strewn and bubbly as it was. Even huddled together, we were both shivering and regreting having given up the massage. But after a few goosebumpy minutes, it was indeed warm enough to lean back, relax and start tossing flower petals at each other. After reviewing the design of the jacuzzi tub, we came up with the hypothesis it was probably built to discourage making out, what with the uneven base (raised portions to enable users to lean back in comfort) and oddly-placed water nozzles.

We got fireworks at dinner! (Kelvin jokingly exclaimed, "Surprise, dear!") Everyone at Al Dente's halted eating and fraternising to catch the lovely display. We later figured that the fireworks were from the River Hong Bao event nearby.And to top off an almost perfect day, we had the largest, most gorgeous chocolate fondue!
On the left platter, you can see the remains of the strawberries, green apple and a VERY generous serving of banana (yay!). The milky stuff is what was left of the vanilla gelato. On the right platter, there were Oreo chunks, pistachios, biscotti and marshmallows (I got to polish off most of the marshies as Kelvin doesn't like them - double yay!). And note the large and surprisingly deep bowl of bittersweet chocolate. If it weren't unbecoming to lick off the bowl in public, that's what I would've done.

Not that we're letting our anniversary make Valentine's Day redundant. No commercialised dinner sets for us. A lovely day at the beach and a quiet, simple dinner. Plus I've got a present for Kelvin that I hope he'll like - I myself like it very much.

I hate licking envelopes.

The joy that is other people

Just read Waiter Rant's latest entry and was reminded of the day my best friend almost drowned.

Lian had been swimming in a crowded public pool with her boyfriend KK. Lian is not a strong swimmer and dodging kids thrashing around isn't the easiest thing for her to do while trying to make it through a lap. Suddenly, midstroke, she was kicked hard in the stomach by goodness knows who. She was not near anything to grab (other than that stray foot). She panicked and swallowed water while struggling, and water eventually entered her lungs and she passed out from lack of air. The lifeguard was alerted and he pulled her out of the water and performed CPR on her, but she was still unconscious when the ambulance arrived. While KK was standing by the ambulance waiting for the paramedics to load her, he overheard a woman saying, presumably to her kid, "See that girl over there? If you don't learn to swim well you'll end up like her."

When I heard about this, I got pretty damn mad. Of all the things to say when someone almost drowns (and at that point, no one knew if she was going to survive), the least appropriate thing would be to blame the victim for the accident! If she wanted to be a good mum, she would firstly teach her kid not to join the ranks of the screaming monsters who hog pool sides, lunge into the path of swimmers doing laps and generally not care who they kick/smack/maul/drown while frolicking. Try teaching a little empathy, for one.

A tree by any other name

I first read about the origin of my name from a children's edition of Greek myths when I was a kid. I was not pleased that I was named after a tree.

Daphne and Apollo (or, How the Babe Gave Him Wood)

Daphne was a river nymph, daughter of the river god Peneus. The god of light Apollo had teased Eros (Roman: Cupid) who later shot him with a golden arrow when he saw Daphne, causing him to desire her madly. Eros then shot her with a lead arrow, which repulsed her from Apollo.

Guys, what do you do when a chick rejects you? Try to run her down, of course! So when she literally ran away from Apollo when he tried to get fresh with her, he gave chase. After a long chase - and it must have been a LONG chase since she was a very fit lady who dedicated herself to Artemis the hunter goddess (who was also chaste) - when she realised she couldn't outrun him, she pleaded with her father to save her. Daddy turned her into a tree. Apollo was heartbroken of course, and declared the laurel tree to be very special indeed, so special that its leaves would adorn the heads of victors and kings. (Which, for some bizarre reason, reminds me of the Garden of Eden story where the couple wore leaves around their private parts for modesty. What would you then think of a man who wore leaves on his head??)While it's kinda cool she attracted the affections of an obsessed psycho, I'm not sure if her idea of being saved entailed being turned into kayu. The sculpture of them by Bernini as shown above is pretty cool, though. I read somewhere that it was positioned by a stairway, such that when you entered the room, you would see Apollo's behind (woohoo) and Daphne's human side. As you walked towards the staircase, you'd see Daphne's metamorphosis as the side of her that had turned to wood came into your field of view.

Poster Boy

I couldn't resist. I just HAD to post these latest pics of ultra-cute nephew Sean. He's now two and a half years old and peppers his babble with the most adorable renditions of real words. It just takes one "Hi, Yee Yee!" to make me burst into cheer ("Yee Yee" means mother's younger sis, i.e. aunt). Now that I think about it, at the rate he's picking up words, everyone's gotta remember to stop cussing around him.

He looks really good in caps...for as long as he can go without yanking them off his head.

He won't appreciate this when he's older. But for now, feast your eyes on a really cute male with his pants around his ankles (even if he is on the john). His throne shown here is the Royal Potty that makes a taa-da-da-DAAA fanfare everytime something, eh, drops into it. And his choice of toilet reading material is a book meant to encourage kids undergoing potty training - the button that Sean's got his finger on makes a flushing sound when pushed. Sean likes that button a lot, which means my sis and hubby hear a whole lotta flushing sounds during Sean's waking hours.

*Sigh* Tell me this isn't the cutest, cuddliest and most affectionate young man you've ever seen. Too bad for the ladies that it'll be almost 16 more years before he's legally available.

Mad Chinatown & Chinese New Year Malady

Ah, Chinese New Year, the one time of the year you can expect three things: a gross overdose of all things red, a gross overdose of all things edible (TTSH reported an increase in outpatient admissions for food poisoning and overeating!), and a general madness that grips all people Chinese. And woe betide those that come between us Chinese and our food during this time.

Did the obligatory trip to Chinatown past couple of weeks. Well, three trips - two with my mother and one with Kelvin. Amazingly, this was the first time I'd actually went down to Chinatown during the festive season as I'd always made it a point to avoid insane crowds, not moosh with them. Still, was an interesting experience...coupled with the fact that I had the chance to go during early hours of weekdays this time. HAA-haa! Main thing I noticed about the bazaar was that whatever was there, there was a LOT of.

I could smell this stall from a distance away, what with all that waxed meat out in the heat. These babies are probably so preserved they could survive a nuclear holocaust.

Snacks, snacks, snacks! These usually taste absolutely heavenly...up till the tenth household you visit that offers you the exact same goodies. Still, I was intrigued by the sight of rows and rows and rows of 'em.
Candy, the other delectable evil that lurks in every house during the season. Most of the candy stalls here (and there were many of them) featured almost the same species of short, heavy-set man with the booming voice hollering the virtues of their unique imported candy ("Taiwan Mua Jee, $1.80 for 100 grammes!!").

The plants sold there were interesting, to say the least. First, there are those 'lucky plants' in really cute arrangements, though I haven't any idea how the blazes they do that. Then there are my favourite pussy willows that have such nice and soft fuzzy blossoms to touch (why, you dirty-minded thing, I know what you're thinking).
Now that's what I call a cross-cultural exchange. CNY wishes across the doorway of Sri Mariamman Hindu temple along (surprise surprise) Temple Street.

Dawg enjoying the balmy weather.

What I found interesting was that these men stood around in absolutely silent curiosity (not to mention the dude wearing shiny dress shoes and high socks with his go-to-market outfit). In the middle of the little huddle was an elderly man squating nonchalently (almost surly) with a cigarette dangling carelessly between his lips, spreading out his wares. When I peeked, I saw that he was selling vintage posters, cards, leaflets and some records with those very nifty 1950s- or 60s-type pictures of ladies in cheongsams - very fashionable these days, if put on the right merchandise. If you're into vintage collectibles, you can try looking him up at the open space next to Blk 335A where the food centre and market are.

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It seems that Chinese New Year is the time of the year when parents collectively find it their duty to embarass their children. Suddenly, Chinese offspring everywhere find their dusty little keep-at-home secrets common knowledge to all relatives. Their latest escapades and humiliations have become the hilarious anecdote for eager ears gathered around cups of tea and the crackling sound of candy wrappers being ripped open in earnest.

And your parents are right if they think that by doing that, they are vindicating every single one of their comments that you have disagreed with over the year, because relatives will always agree with your folks, unless they are long-suffering cousins just like you. Thinking of working overseas? Suddenly your mother finds a band of support in other family members who all tell you at the same time what a stupid idea it is. Caught one flu during the latest outbreak? Suddenly the frequency and consistency of your poor health has become a topic for deep analysis and loads of well-meaning healthcare advice. Have a major exam coming this year? Suddenly everyone wants to tell you how important education is (like you hadn't heard that before), how you should mix with the right friends, why you should make it to the right schools, and the overall deterioration of today's generation of youths. And parents suddenly become overly affectionate to their kids in front of the relatives, like stroking their hair or cheek while sharing an insight into the trials of parenthood. Even 26-year-old kids.

These relatives and family friends are people I mostly see only once a year, who couldn't remember me telling them the past five new years in a row that yes, I've finished school, and yes, I've been working. And no, I'm not "still in that...you know, that thing you do." My father is the first to chip in and tell them, "She's jobless." By the time I rectify that with "Freelancing", it's too late - they all know for a fact that I'm unemployed and leeching off my parents.

Ah, and curse of being in your twenties and above and unmarried. For it is inevitable that EVERY relative will deign it necessary to ask you when you're getting married, EVEN THOUGH THEY NEVER RECEIVED AN INVITATION, which should be indication enough that they should shut up about it. Don't any of those smug so-called relations realise that it is rude to ask someone about marriage if they clearly aren't planning to yet? Yes, it's rude because it puts you in the spot over a subject that already has you fending off questions from various people at various times, including impatient parents who can't wait to hear the pitter patter of (more) little feet. Or those parents who don't want to look too old in your wedding photos (yes, this is a very real reason told by a very real parent in all seriousness). People, if I'm getting married, fret not - you WILL know about it.

Sometimes, I ponder the smartmouth answers I could give them when they ask when I'm getting married:

"Nah, my girlfriend would disapprove."
"I'm with my boyfriend just for the sex."
"So when is YOUR kid getting married? Only nine years old? Hey, in the old days, she'd be cooking for the new in-laws by now!"
"Marriage might impede my lifestyle as a swinger. My boyfriend sometimes joins in the orgies."
"We intend to go on living in sin."
"Gee, nothing destroys a healthy sex life like marriage." (Credit to Jeremy for this one)

But...I suspect I'll have to deal with a lot more than their gasps of horror if I utter any of these. Sigh.

My friend Lian said to me today that parents embarass us at new year because it's their one chance in the year to do so. I only half agree. I think that it isn't their one chance at doing it, but rather, it is their one chance to MAXIMISE it, so their offspring are embarassed in front of the greatest number of relatives and family friends all at once.

Chinese New Year is not a time for the young and unmarried. I'm pretty grateful that this new year, being sick, I got to hide in my room a lot of the time.

I went for an audition today, flu be damned. Even though I may not be as comfortable on the stage as I used to be, it's still the place I want to be more than anything, and this was an audition I'd been really looking forward to.

I did Blanche's monologue from A Streetcar Named Desire. The first sign I got that my choice might not be quite what I thought it was when a person from the panel said, "Wow" when I told him which piece I'd be doing. Next sign was after I was done, when they very friendly-like gave me a few tips which could help me tackle the piece better. The death knell came when they thanked me for my "courageous" attempt at a very challenging piece. I'm not expecting their call. At least they were really nice about it.

So that was what I did with my flu-ridden day. All 10 minutes of the audition. The rest of my day was spent doing just about nothing except TV, tidying up my room and occasionally listening to my mum grouse.

It's not so much my nose that's giving me problems, but my aching muscles and the strange hyper-sensitivity of my skin that I tend to have when I get a visit from the latest friendly neighbourhood virus. Kelvin and I both probably got the same thing, though poor Kelvin got it worse than me and has a fever while I barely have the sniffles.

It is thus that you find me genuinely sleepy at 1am, which is almost unheard of these days. Even more shockingly, I'd started to get sleepy from just past 9pm! But of course, being the person that I am, by the time I got everything done plus a good lot of dilly-dallying, it's now almost 4 hours later and I'm typing this blog instead of hopping into bed (which is just a figure of speech, since I literally have to climb into my loft bed).

So off I go now to bed...where I'll probably read until I really start to drop off. And then up at 7.30am to start my looooooooong first day of Chinese New Year.

My printer is a hunk of junk

I HATE my printer. Over a year ago when I told my dad that I'd be buying a simple, reliable printer and/or scanner, he started gushing about getting a fabulous new 4-in-1 (print, scan, fax, copy) wonder machine that can be accessed wirelessly. This way, we can do a zillion things on it from anywhere in the new house. Since I use a desktop (I abhor lpatops), I assume "anywhere in the house" was where my dad would be printing from, since he was the one using a laptop.

Not that I'd ever seen him work at home in 26 years of my life. Still, since he insisted on making the second-biggest and second-nicest room into his 'study' instead of letting me have it as my bedroom, I assumed he planned on working from home a lot more, hence the need for the monster printer he suggested.

The result: Not only was I was the one delegated to research and pick out a suitable monster, which turned out to be a Brother MFC-410CN, I also ended up with it in my room, not the 'study'. It now takes up about 20% of the real estate on my desk. There are two reasons why:

1) Only two rooms have a phone line in this new house - the dining room and the master bedroom - and my dad doesn't want to run any lines between rooms. Hence, the 'study' has no phone line. Hence, bye-bye to fax function. The 'study' that my dad wanted has turned out to be a storage room of sorts which holds my parents' books, photo albums and various displayables on the shelves, while the cupboards hold clothes that won't fit into their bedroom closet, linen, seasonal decorations and miscellaneous junk. My mum came to the conclusion that the printer simply cannot fit anywhere in there, including on the desk ("very ugly, lah"). And since she won't have the grey chunk in her bedroom nor in the dining room in plain view, my room was the natural place to park the large, ugly object.

2) After another round of figuring out what additional hardware is required to make the printer wirelessly network-ready and buying it, I spent three days trying to configure everything and get them all to work together. Considering I'm not terribly tech-savvy, getting four different devices (two of them wireless thingos, including the router) to shake hands was a gruelling process. Finally, I managed to print wirelessly! Hurray! BUT...absolutely nothing else could be done wirelessly, including getting the printer utilities to even detect the printer. In the end, I gave up and just USBed it to my desktop.

Apart from its unwanted proximity, the printer has a lot of other qualities that certainly don't endear it to me:

i) This 'intelligent' printer has a built-in clean function...which ensures that I woken up by the whirling and clicking sounds at 10am anytime I want to sleep in, unless I unplug the damn thing.

ii) Even more interestingly, the cleaning process automatically sucks up a tiny bit of ink each time it cleans the print heads, which means my ink will be eventually drained even if I never print a thing.

iii) And, if even one out of four (black, yellow, magenta, cyan) ink cartridges is empty, it will refuse to print ANYTHING at all. In fact, you can't access a single thing on the printer while the "ink empty" message is on, not even the built-in menu. I can't even print a greyscale document if the colour cartridges are empty! WTF??!!

iv) And, to add insult to injury, the bloody thing doesn't print properly!! The first few prints were sort of ok, but a little blurry. As the months went on, it started to throw in little splotches and lines of unwanted ink as well. As I'd never had to print anything important and the imperfections weren't great, I left it alone. And today, lo and behold - it prints multiple images!








The maintenance programme built to solve alignment problems didn't do a thing to help. How the hell am I supposed to invoice my client if they can't bloody read the printout??

So what I've ended up with is just a really large scanner. That makes noise on its own.

Ball-and-chain

It is a terrible thing to live without freedom.

Freedom to move.
Freedom to speak.
Freedom to live.
Freedom to know the truth.
Freedom to tell the truth.
Freedom to love.
Freedom to hate.
Freedom to fuck.
Freedom to sleep at any damned hour one pleases.
And most importantly: Freedom to think.

The bloodiest battles in human history often revolve around the overwhelming desire to gain freedom and oust tyranny and oppression. Fighting for freedom rouses the greatest passions in people. There is no greater frustration in humankind than to be incapacitated by bonds of any kind.

But perhaps the greatest source of struggle for freedom comes not from great battles or revolutions, but from little struggles from little people in their little lives. The small girl is not allowed to go out and play with the other kids at the park. The young woman finds herself once again receiving the wrath of her parent after foolishly speaking her own mind. The old man in the wheelchair looks wistfully at the strong legs of his running grandchild.

No one really appreciates the freedom they have until it is taken away from them or if they genuinely comprehend the stories of people who don't have it. None of that "Oh, that's terrible," while wondering what kind of whining fusspot would complain about a lack of freedom. I'm talking about true understanding and empathy.

This posting is probably not really going anywhere as I'm too tired to put together a more concrete discussion. I'm not really sure why I'm suddenly saying all this about freedom out of the blue. Probably because this notion is constantly on my mind in some form or other.

You see, the young woman taking the heat after speaking her own mind - that's me.

Why the whys

Here's my train of thought: I read Elaine's message of guilty pleasure in reading her own blog -> I admitted that I enjoy reading my own blog -> I thought about which entry is my favourite -> Figured it's my very first entry -> Remembered that it was the words in that first entry that made me want to start a blog -> Made me think of why I started a blog in the first place -> Made me think of all the "whys" bloggers get asked.

Then that confounding word "why" got stuck in my head. I'm sure countless people out there have been asked, rather inanely, why they want to keep a blog. (Personally, I place "Why do you want to keep a blog?" right beside "So when are you getting married?" - both are stupid, inane, tactless and rude questions.) In any case, some bloggers know their reasons, some have never even stopped to ask themselves. Non-bloggers have sometimes accused bloggers of being exhibitionists and narcissists, putting their thoughts in the public arena like that. I see blogging as no different from placing clay gnomes in one's garden.

Seems most people want an explanation for everything. Why does rain fall in drops instead of globs? Why do my friends find me smelly? Why do we exist? Why do I always pick the slowest lane in a traffic jam? Why do humans suffer? Why don't we know how big the universe really is?

I never understood why people must always want all their "whys" answered. Some think they might find their answers in a church. Some think they might find them in their kitchen sink. Some spend entire lives exploring their "whys" and "what ifs" (they're called philosophers). Some are resigned to the notion that they'll never know their "whys".

My question is, why does there always have to be a "why"? Is it so hard to consider the possibility that might not be a need for "why", that there may not be a reason for everything? Is it so hard to believe that some things just are, no "whys" or "buts" required?

(I think I've said "why" too many times already and it may be getting annoying.)

While I do believe that the physical and emotional world has its set of cause and effect, I find it hard to understand the obsession with wanting to comprehend the 'grander scheme of things'. Wouldn't one be so much more at peace in acknowledging that maybe life just is?

It's a personal perspective and everyone has their own way of viewing the universe, or at least what they can see of it (which isn't very much). While my views on 'purpose in life' and spirituality may not be the most popular, especially in the environment in which I grew up, what I've figured out for myself has given me the peace that my religious teachings have never given me. No "whys" about who I am. I just am.

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4 jobs you’ve had in your life
Associate Editor (promoted from Writer)
Editorial Assistant
Backstage Crew (voluntary)
Tax Assistant

4 movies you could watch over and over
As Good As It Gets
The Birdcage
Chicago
Fellowship of the Ring

4 TV shows you love(d) to watch
Frasier
The Simpsons
New Detectives, Discovery Channel
Fresh Prince of Bel Air (loved)

4 places you’ve lived
River Valley
Seletar
NTU Hall of Residence X
King's Road

4 places you’ve been on vacation to
Santa Cruz, California, USA
Sydney, Australia
Lucerne, Switzerland
Xi-an, China

4 places you would rather be
The porch of my old home in Seletar on a rainy day
Under an aurora
By the sea
Over the sea (on a boat/ship)

4 of your favourite foods
Godiva pralines
Durian
Sushi
Nasi padang (at Rendezvous Restaurant)

4 websites you visit daily
Waiter Rant
Webshots
Kelvin's blog
AlterNet

4 tagged
My sister - I strongly suspect she won't do this, though
(I don't know any other blogger well enough to tag!)